Sydney Leathers on Roger Stone: “You’re a Pussy”

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I wrote a story last week about Roger Stone’s arrest by the FBI, thinking I went pretty easy on him, as the column was pretty lighthearted and included a funny story about my ex-boyfriend.

Apparently Roger did not agree, because in response I was called a “talentless cunt” and told to go fuck myself.

First of all, I’m actually a bit relieved that someone as slimy as Roger thinks I’m talentless, because his talents are likely sending his old ass to federal prison. So if I’m talentless, good, at least I’ll be safe I guess!

And as for the fucking myself, I fuck myself several nights a week on webcam, Roger! I’d invite you to watch but I’ve heard that you can no longer afford your health insurance so I’m not sure you can afford to pay per minute to watch me fuck myself.

I have to admit, being in a feud like this is kind of thrilling for me. I was going to make a Taylor Swift/Katy Perry feud reference but I think Roger is probably too old to understand, so I’ll say we’re more like Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, a reference that’s more Roger’s time period.

I think the biggest thing that shocks me about all of this is that Roger has built a career off of being a goddamn troll, and you can’t be thin skinned and be a troll. It just doesn’t work that way. And if you’re about to go to federal prison, don’t you have better things to do than to read every story that’s published about you and then react like a little pussy?

I wasn’t even that mean to start with, you poor, sensitive old creep with a misshapen skull.

See, in the last piece I barely said anything mean. I basically just said Roger dressed like a Batman villain, which is entirely true.

But he had to take it to a new level and now I’m sitting here verbally abusing someone’s grandpa for money, which I have to admit, is just as fun as fucking myself for money on webcam!

So thanks for the laughs, Roger. And if your defense on TV is the same defense you plan on using in court, then I suspect we have a lot more laughs at your expense coming our way.

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