Ban McDonald’s

I am a pigeon
Call me birdbrain. Like I care what you “think.”
Oh like you never did it! Though you probably didn’t. Square!
Anyway, you can’t always help it. Don’t tell me you believe in free will. Jesus
But, seriously, those McDonald’s murals are deranged. Something Thomas Hart Benton might do if he watched nothing but Fox News all his life…
I mean, come on, this one’s obvious
As is this one
Or maybe you like eating, and breathing, shit. You probably do. And, no, Coprophile doesn’t mean you love cops. But it’s pretty much the same thing.
And let the flowers overtake your mistakes.
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