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I never thought I would say this, but it appears I have something in common with Ivanka Trump: our favorite male porn star is Tommy Pistol

Last night Ivanka pulled a Ted Cruz and “accidentally” liked a porn tweet. It didn’t contain any pornographic content, but it was a tweet from male performer Tommy Pistol explaining that he doesn’t support Trump in any way — which to me makes it even better. Tommy was an extra in my first movie, Weiner and Me, for Vivid. The cliche is that porn acting is bad, but Tommy is actually an incredible actor.

One of Tommy’s best received films was called “The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol. “After being fired from his latest job, Tommy Pistol’s wife Karen walks out on him, sick of him getting nowhere in his endless efforts at trying to make it as an actor,” reads a capsule description. “Sinking into a slump, Tommy stays at home alone. Left alone with hot dogs, porn and a penis pump, Tommy dreams his dreams of success and stardom.”

Ivanka’s tweet disappeared from her likes not too long after it appeared but thankfully screenshots are forever. Will Ivanka pull a Ted Cruz and blame an intern for her twitter mishap? Will she pull an Anthony Weiner and blame the ghost of Andrew Breitbart?

Did the Russians that “hacked” Joy Reid also hack Ivanka’s twitter? Was it James Comey? Or better yet, HILLARY? Was it an accident, or was Ivanka trying to send us a message? Is Ivanka part of #TheResistance?!

Or maybe the answer is that Ivanka has poor reading comprehension skills and she thought an anti-Trump tweet was actually a tweet in support of Trump? I’m sure the most likely answer is just a slip of the thumb, but the alternative theories bring me a lot of joy.

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