Well, how much better can your Monday get? Sure, you’re going back to work but at least you have the second episode of Washington Babylon’s new podcast to listen to. And what a show it is.
Besides me and co-host and dear friend Monique Miles, you’ll hear from:
—Peter Zalewski, my dear friend, Condo Vulture and Michael Moore scourge, who’ll talk about baseball, money laundering and Donald Trump and Miami real estate. Peter will explain how not to get hustled if you visit Miami — where you can visit me if I’m in town and pay between $1,000 and $10,000 to have lunch or dinner with me, or $5 to keep listening to our podcast — and has an interesting theory about why the Marlins win a disproportionate share of Sunday day games despite generally being a weak team.
—Controversial Washington lobbyist, paleocon and my dear friend James “Jim” Jatras, who has advocated for horse slaughter and other worthy goals. Click here to read my story, which Jim spoon fed me a few years ago over a plate of horse meat, “Voting ‘Neigh’ on the Horse Meat Ban.” This story was not only highly entertaining but also posed the existential question of this or any other millennium: “Is it okay to eat Arnold Ziffel but morally wrong to eat Mr. Ed?.”