Elizabeth Argyropoulos, also known as @BourgeoisAlien on Twitter and on her website by the same name, can also be found on Amazon in 'But Did You Die?' a collection of essays by popular humor writers. Mary Angela Perna is a culture curator, wonk, and early stage Brooklyn gentrifier. In a past life she worked as a publicist for bands like LA Guns, Ace Frehley and Alice Cooper, and was signed as recording artist with RCA/BMG. She currently spends her days wrangling dead end centrists and #DemExit exit silly jillies. Follow her on Twitter @judyjones1990. They host, along with Washington Babylon contributor Tina-Desiree Berg, the Luscious Lefties podcast.